Our SWaNK Dictionary

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SWaNK = Single woman and no kids.

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Single = Not married. However, some SWaNKs do or will have life partners (male or female), but they are not married and therefore not financially or legally attached to a partner.

Woman = A human being of the female gender – lesbian, straight, or bi-sexual.

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No = None. Zero.

Kids = Offspring. Children.

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Types of SWaNKs:

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SWaNK by Choice = A woman who consciously chooses to be single and childless at this time.

SWaNK by Circumstance = A single woman who is or was unable to have children.

Confirmed SWaNK = A SWaNK who is not interested in being married and has decided not to have children – EVER. Similar to a “Confirmed Bachelor”.

LB SWaNK = Lesbian or bi-sexual SWaNK.

Trans SWaNK = Transsexual SWaNK.

Senior SWaNK = A SWaNK who is 60 years of age or older.

Super SWaNK = A SWaNK who basically does it all.

Swanky SWaNK = A sexy, glamourous SWaNK.

Celebrity SWaNK = Famous women who are SWaNKs. Eg: Oprah, Cameron Diaz, Eva Mendes, and many others including Hilary Swank who happens to be a SWanK Swank.

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Other SWaNK-Related Definitions:

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SWaNKee = A person, male or female, who is attracted to, likes or loves SWaNKs.

SWaNKofile = Someone who is obsessed with SWaNKs, hopefully in a healthy way.

Swanked = When a SWaNKee has had sexual relations with a SWaNK. Eg: “I got swanked last night” or “When was the last time you were SWaNKed?”

SMaNK = Single Man and No Kids.

SPaNK = Single People and No Kids.

SHaNK = Single Human and No Kids.

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Types of SWaNKs with a bit of humor built in:

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Bank SWaNK = A SWaNK with a lot of money in the bank. Similar to a “Sugar Daddy”.

Been-There-Done-That No Thanks SWaNK = A SWaNK who was previously married and does not wish to be married again.

Blank SWaNK = A SWaNK with a very low IQ.

Frank SWaNK = A really honest SWaNK.

Prank SWaNK = A SWaNK who likes to play practical jokes on people.

Rank SWaNK = A SWaNK who is serving in the military.

Spank SWaNK = A SWaNK who likes to spank or be spanked.

Yank SWaNK = A SWaNK from the north eastern United States or a SWaNK who is a New York baseball fan or a SWaNK who likes to yank on things.

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SWaNK-Related Definitions defined by our followers:

If you’d like to send us some ideas for consideration, please email us.

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SWaNK tank = A SWaNK tank top. (Stay tuned because we are going to be designing SWaNK t-shirts and SWaNK tanks!)

To yank a SWaNK = When a SWaNK gets married, they have their SWaNK privileges revoked.

A lanky SWaNKy = A statuesque SWaNK.

The blank SWaNK = The look that a SWaNK gives when someone asks them why they’re not married or don’t have kids.

Stank SWaNK = A SWaNK who just finished a 30-minute spinning class.

SWaNKer = A SWaNK who struts her stuff.

Hanky SWaNKy Panky = Two SWaNKs hooking up.

SPaNK = Single Prick and No Kids. (Hey, it’s called freedom of speech. We didn’t say it, someone else did!)

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Thank you to the community for contributing to our SWaNK dictionary! Keep them coming!

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